Side Notes
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1. That guy in the shower scene, is totally checking out his gay partners chest. Thats a dude, right?
2. Acting rodeo style in the bedroom may increase back pain. Do not use those reins I was thinking about.
3. Spooning can lead to forking.
4. Add pillow or towel to increase stimulation, or to clean up a mess.
5. Also, tell your significant other what gets your fire cracking.
6. AND MOST IMPORTANT! If it hurts, don't do it.

Wow. Thank you early 90's instructional video tape. I hope I remember that important advice when I'm 60 years old and worrying about my back. Hopefully I will still be getting "it", even if it is spooning sideways and hoping my hip doesn't crack.

Time to go to bed, dreaming about old people sex.

p.s

I don't know why I thought this video was soo funny. I think the cartoon at the beginning suckered me in.
They have pubes.